Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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