Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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