Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You're like the curious george of whores
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We are all done wearing pants today
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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