do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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