doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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