so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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