Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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