grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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