sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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