Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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