i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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