are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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