I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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