I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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