Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
