just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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