There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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