don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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