so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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