do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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