If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize