Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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