DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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