don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's just like the Real World with babies
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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