White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I touched a dick in church today
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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