Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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