Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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