I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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