oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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