omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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