Only a mothe r could love this liver
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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