god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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