Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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