A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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