remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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