Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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