remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh god the rape fog is back!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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