he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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