So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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