I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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