Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
we're so committed to being not committed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
