I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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