yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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