hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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