Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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