No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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