scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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