but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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