im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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