i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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