that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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