champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i think my cat just said my name.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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