I want to have your abortion
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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