I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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