no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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