ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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